Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
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Views: 336
Posted: 01/11/2001
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
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Posted: 07/04/03
Views: 3,989
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
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Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 595
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 562
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 559
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 430
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 283
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 263
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 283
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 257
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 559
Gary Valentine - Cologne Ads
Why do they always have to whisper?
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Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 614
Danielle Koenig - Friend's Tattoo
Why would someone tattoo her vagina?
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 439
Russ Meneve - Dating
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,010
Jim Breuer - Heavy Metal Shows
Heavy metal shows can get crazy.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 4,913
Dane Cook - Preparing for Fights
Different ethnic groups prepare to fight in different ways.
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 29,058
Rodney Laney - Knife in the Head
You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 694
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,666
