Sinatra has a song for every town.
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Fish are not trying to do impressions of crabs.
It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
On the way in here, outside this theater, I saw a Mercedes station wagon. What a stupid car -- that's like having a Rolex clock radio.
Let's see -- the cheese doesn't have enough fat; let's give it a cholesterol jacuzzi.