It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
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Views: 2,005
Posted: 02/24/1992
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,254
Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,472
Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy
You never lose your problems.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,454
Richard Lewis - Masturbation
Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 943
Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Richard dated a crazy actress.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 854
Richard Lewis - Great Nose
Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 802
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 761
Richard Lewis - Chranukkah
Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 725
Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Richard dated a crazy actress.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 854
Richard Lewis - Egomaniac
Richard isn't an egomaniac, but his knee is very cocky.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 301
Richard Lewis - Harriet
Beware Hitler, Hussein and Harriet.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 435
Richard Lewis - Sexual Nicknames
Richard needs heat.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 547
Richard Lewis - Antic-Climax
Two orgasms don't make a right.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 300
Richard Lewis - Cheating
Cheating means the end of a relationship.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 41
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Richard Lewis - Intimacy
If you don't have someone who loves you, life can be a nightmare.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 361
Richard Lewis - Doctor's Office
Richard usually meets women at his doctors' offices.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
