Cable is where television is at right now.
Filed under: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), TV (543)
Views: 72
Posted: 02/24/1992
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,474
Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy
You never lose your problems.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), family (667), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455
Richard Lewis - Masturbation
Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 944
Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 932
Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Richard dated a crazy actress.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), dating (656), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Richard Lewis - Great Nose
Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 803
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 763
Richard Lewis - Chranukkah
Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 725
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Richard Lewis - Asthma Not Included
Richard dreads the idea of his own action figure.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 40
Richard Lewis - Network Television
They put a lot of crap on television these days.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 118
Richard Lewis - Sports
The Jewish Center League's sports mascot was the Embarrassment Boy.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 371
Richard Lewis - Intercourse
The 90s is the decade of the shrieking orgasm.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 155
Richard Lewis - Chevy Nova
Richard's mom had a Chevy Nova with a computer in it.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 51
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 763
Richard Lewis - The Old Days
T.G.I. Yom Kippur is not a good restaurant idea.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 464
Richard Lewis - Cheating
Cheating means the end of a relationship.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 41
Richard Lewis - Hypochondriac
It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 87
