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Richard Lewis

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Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,256

Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006

Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm

You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,474

Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,459

Richard Lewis - Masturbation

Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1284), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 944

Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved

You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 934

Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Richard dated a crazy actress.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), dating (657), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 858

Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 804

Richard Lewis - Basketball

Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 766

Richard Lewis - Chranukkah

Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 730

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Richard Lewis: Apartment Hunting Together

When I moved in with this lady, I just... I mean, I walked into the bedroom -- you know, we're looking at this apartment -- and I said, 'What's...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Promiscuous

I'm not that promiscuous; she was. I mean, I should have known. I mean, she put a triangle over the bed. Before we made love, which was sad, she...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Autographs

I'm a hypochondriac. Backstage, I don't sign autographs -- I signed a valium for some woman.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Hypochondriac at Home

At home now, I have cough medicine on tap.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Once It Goes South in Bed

Here's the deal. If you're with somebody who you love, they should want you in bed. That's it. Once it goes south in bed, that's it. You don't want...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Hostile Lover

She was hostile. You don't have an orgasm and say to your lover, 'Take that!'

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Ventriloquism

I purposefully studied ventriloquism so I can throw my orgasm -- which was sort of a sad moment in my life.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Like President Ford

I'm like President Ford: I can't do two things at once. I can't have intercourse and enjoy myself at the same time.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Break a Leg

Before I have masturbation, I say to myself, 'Break a leg.' While I masturbate, I actually fantasize that I'm somebody else. In fact, if I do it in...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Community Service

If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.

Posted: 02/24/1992

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