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Richard Lewis

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Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,177

Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,977

Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,419

Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm

You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,412

Richard Lewis - Masturbation

Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 900

Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved

You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 897

Richard Lewis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Richard dated a crazy actress.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 815

Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (790), family (664)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 781

Richard Lewis - Basketball

Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), religion (770)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 714

Richard Lewis - Chranukkah

Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (770), family (664)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 710

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Richard Lewis: Horror Movies

I don't like horror movies because I'm squeamish. But I go because my ex's like to go. They like to pull for the antichrist.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Stephen King's "It"

When I saw 'It,' I had to laugh. I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep. Just seeing the book cover, I couldn't sleep. I was alone. I went, 'Oh my God,...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Childhood Experience

My shrink told me I had an out-of-family experience when I was growing up.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: On His Uncle's Toupee

He got his toupee neutered.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Intimate Health

I get intimacy booster shots once a week at my doctor.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: The Next Legend

I was thinking about The Boss, The King. It's sort of sad -- the next legend, what are they gonna do? 'Ladies and gentlemen, Veal Cutlet!'

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Coaching in Bed

It was so important for me just to have my ex feel good in bed. The low point was when I started to sing, 'Here we go, orgasm! Here we go!' And...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: This Year's Goal

God forbid I should have a simultaneous orgasm with anybody. My goal this year is to make love being naked.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Let It Out

If you make love -- if you're lucky enough to have a partner -- let it out. Shriek like a baboon, man. I have this theory: at the moment of my...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Richard Lewis: Always Prepared

It's low self-esteem. I understand; I was brought up with it. I go on the road -- when I do concerts, I bring a portable Wailing Wall. I'm always...

Posted: 02/24/1992

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