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Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
There isn't anything anybody can tell Richard that's worth $650.
The Florida state flag must have a clapper on it.
Richard feels very old.
Living to be 105 only looks good on paper.
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.
You can tell how old you are by using the "Pick Up Test."
You can spend half the day at the morgue.