You're Italian? You probably live at home with your parents.
Now kids fight to sit in the middle in the car to be shielded from stray bullets.
Superman was Italian. Oh, sure he was. I'll give you the proof. What happens whenever there's trouble? What does he do? Runs to a phone booth and...
Are there any single women here? I'm going to let you know right now -- I am great in bed. I can sleep 12-14 hours at a clip.