Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Filed under: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Views: 1,726
Posted: 02/12/2004
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (813), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,170
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (710)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,029
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,662
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,323
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,194
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (306)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,172
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,158
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 826
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 715
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 826
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 684
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,159
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,662
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,872
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,323
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (306)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,172
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,693
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,511
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,005
