Jokes
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Filed under: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (494)
Views: 355
Posted: 02/21/2000
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (690)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,531
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), stereotypes (380)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,359
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), kids (596)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,249
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,074
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), New York City (286)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 963
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), travel (235)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 868
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), money (445)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 792
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 781
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 605
Retta - Club Jimmy Hat
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 518
Godfrey - Poor
Welfare is luxury.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Premium Blend (749), parents (446)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 1,973
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), Premium Blend (749), food (494)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,404
Mark Curry - Poor Halloween
Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 431
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,299
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money
When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,178
Tony Camin - Fish Market
The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.
Tags: Tony Camin (4), Premium Blend (749), food (494)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 189
Drew Fraser - Getting Older
Sex is like a race.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 258
A.J. Jamal - Layaway
A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (445), growing up (405)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 62
Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor
As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), money (445), growing up (405)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,918
Wendy Spero - Betrayal
Wendy Spero ran into her babysitter with another kid.
Tags: Wendy Spero (2), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 230
