When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Filed under: Retta (12), money (865), food (804)
Views: 791
Posted: 02/21/2000
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,279
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,155
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,851
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,716
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,358
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,248
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,203
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,195
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 851
Godfrey - Poor
Welfare is luxury.
Tags: Godfrey (9), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,549
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,084
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,246
Mark Curry - Poor Halloween
Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,662
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,801
Tony Camin - Fish Market
The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.
Tags: Tony Camin (4), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 250
Wendy Spero - Betrayal
Wendy Spero ran into her babysitter with another kid.
Tags: Wendy Spero (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 981
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money
When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 2,320
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 842
RodMan - Single Parent Household
RodMan considered anyone a daddy as long as they dated his mom long enough.
Tags: RodMan (8), Premium Blend (750), parents (525)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 2,751
