There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't
make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the
doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, you give me...
Posted: 10/30/2008
She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos -- saved
us money somehow. I don't know how. The coupon queen worked that out.
Posted: 10/30/2008
It was seventh grade, and I wanted to get Pumas and Nikes for
P.E., like all the other kids. And my mom's boyfriend takes me to K-Mart, you know,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
One of the things in there is this toaster that toasts hot dogs
and hot dog buns, specifically. It just seems like the kind of person that's eating...
Posted: 10/30/2008
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they
would announce it on the speakers.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Ugly clothes last a long time, don't they? You can't wear out
ugly clothes. I used to just crawl to school on my knees, trying to put a hole in the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills
furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" Sam exclaims.
As the lady tries on the...
Posted: 12/01/2008
My nephew wanted me to get him some of those pump up basketball
shoes, costs $150. I'm sorry, people, but I'm not gonna pay $150 for shoes that I...
Posted: 11/03/2008
I went and bought one of these laser jet printers a while back:
$99 bucks for a brand new laser jet printer. What a steal, I thought -- $99 bucks...
Posted: 10/30/2008