Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.