Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Filed under: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Views: 1,722
Posted: 02/12/2004
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,288
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,166
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,856
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,367
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,211
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,201
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 856
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 803
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,200
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,856
Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 3,186
Andrew Kennedy - Close Calls
As a father, Andrew constantly messes up.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,144
Todd Glass - Rationalizing with Kids
People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 782
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 758
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,367
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,211
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 856
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 751
