Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Filed under: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Views: 826
Posted: 02/12/2004
Retta - Advice for White Men
White boys, stop raising the roof.
Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (813), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,164
Retta - Classical Music
Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (710)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,025
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,712
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,660
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,319
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,191
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (306)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,169
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,154
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 711
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,712
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,191
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,656
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,317
Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap
There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (306)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,169
Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits
That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 672
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 710
Retta - Club Jimmy Hat
Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 665
Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man
Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,154
Jordan Rubin - Going Abroad
In only two weeks abroad, Jordan's friend picked up an English accent.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,111
