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Retta

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Retta - Advice for White Men

White boys, stop raising the roof.

Tags: Retta (12), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,286

Retta - Classical Music

Don't judge music by who's listening to it.

Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (750), music (727)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,162

Retta - Lions in Heat

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,856

Retta - Can't Have Kids

Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,722

Retta - McDonald's Attitude

Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,365

Retta - Credit Card Denied

There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.

Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,254

Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap

There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,209

Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man

Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,200

Retta - Annoying Friend

Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 856

Retta - Growing Up Poor

When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.

Tags: Retta (12), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 798

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Retta: Customer Service in NYC

So I'm like, 'Hold up, slick. I thought McDonald's was supposed to have fast and friendly service.' She's like, 'That's at participating...

Posted: 02/12/2004

Retta: Male Lions vs. Human Males

Two hundred sixteen times in three days -- yet some of you self-proclaimed 'macs' like to brag about doing it twice in an hour before slipping into...

Posted: 02/12/2004

Retta: When Friends Complain About Work

She's like, 'I'm the only one who does work around here. If it weren't for me, nothing would get done.' And I'm thinking to myself, 'Yeah, I'm so...

Posted: 02/12/2004

Retta: Next for the Bathroom

Ladies, have you ever been in the bathroom in a public place or at a party, and there is someone else who wishes to come in next, but instead of...

Posted: 02/12/2004

Retta: Men's Armpits

So, fellas, please if you're not gonna shave it, aerosol spray it because we don't want to see all that feta cheese.

Posted: 02/12/2004

Retta: Two Words That Shouldn't Describe the Same Product

Think about it: nondairy creamer, two words that should not be used to describe the same product. Kind of like turkey bacon -- what the hell is...

Posted: 02/21/2000

Retta: Nondairy Creamer

My mother would always get powdered milk. I hated it, but when we ran out, my brother and I would substitute nondairy creamer. What the hell is...

Posted: 02/21/2000

Retta: The Body's Heating System

My father refused to turn up the heat because the body had its own heating mechanism: shivering. He'd say, 'I see your teeth are chattering. You...

Posted: 02/21/2000

Retta: Love Classical Music

I love classical music. Don't get me wrong -- I'm still black -- I still kick up the bass and pump up the volume.

Posted: 02/21/2000

Retta: Gives Me a Rush

You know what gives me a rush? Methamphetamines.

Posted: 12/13/2002

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