Dating is rough.
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Reggie hates to see black people get arrested.
There are too many gay men working at The Gap.
The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work.
Reggie McFadden likes when homeless people make up jobs for themselves.
Reggie McFadden finds it hard to ignore the weirdos outside his window.