I get no sleep -- Jehovah's Witnesses always knocking on my
door. The worst part about it is that I live right next to the temple, so I'm their...
Posted: 12/14/1998
If you smoke three packs a day, you might as well start chewing
tobacco. It's probably the same thing, you know, 'cause obviously the smoke from...
Posted: 12/14/1998
My favorite show is 'COPS.' You watch that show? That's my
show, right there. I can watch people get arrested in the comfort of my own home.
Posted: 12/14/1998
You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants
to lick your titties.
Posted: 12/14/1998
I couldn't believe he came out of the closet at the reunion.
'Cause that's not coming out of the closet anymore, that's coming out of the apartment.
Posted: 12/14/1998
If I go to the shop, I get two regular movies and one porno
flick. I always get the two regular movies just so the cashier won't think I'm full...
Posted: 12/14/1998