When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Filed under: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1003), music (727)
Views: 277
Posted: 10/16/2009
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 330
Reese Waters - Recession
Comedians don't get the city to themselves during the day anymore.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 126
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 329
Iliza Shlesinger - Something Happened
There's that moment in an evening of drinking, hanging out, having fun, when something happens.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 375
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 182
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Paul F. Tompkins - Behind the Comedy
Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), music (727), alcohol (496)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 24
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 657
Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 11,172
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 796
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 395
Chris D'Elia - Germans
Germans are definitely the creepiest people in the world.
Tags: men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 325
