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Russell PetersThe 18th letter forever!!! http://pic.gd/329df38:08 PM Today

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mitchfatelFact about Mitch: Lost my virginity on a bathroom floor at a party when I was 16. Still get hard when I smell Lysol today.6:10 PM Today

Mike Birbigliathanks boston. my only regret is when i had a post-show dinner at maggiano's & i dropped on my pants a meatball the size of a football.6:02 PM Today

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Michael Ian BlackI'm not saying it's right but I definitely understand why some animals eat their young.5:34 PM Today

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,626

Ralph Harris - Institution

Married people are good actors.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,135

Ralph Harris - Communication

Ladies booby trap the house.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,023

Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love

Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 963

Ralph Harris - Power Side

Women have to trick themselves into waking up.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 943

Ralph Harris: Mom's Powerful Slap

I'm gonna smack you so hard, your damn friends gonna feel it!' Be outside later, my friends be like, 'Man, what you doing? Leave your mom alone, man!'

Tags: parenting (334), growing up (259), Ralph Harris (5)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ralph Harris: Marriage Is an Institution

Marriage is an institution. You know, it's a commitment. And you don't get to leave an institution, especially once you're committed.

Tags: marriage (355), Ralph Harris (5)

Posted: 07/25/2000

Ralph Harris: Calling Dad

My parents are good people. I call to check on my dad every now and then just to make sure he's living.

Tags: family (349), aging (239), Ralph Harris (5)

Posted: 07/25/2000

Ralph Harris: When the Big TV Breaks

When your floor model TV messes up, what are you supposed to do? Put a little one on the top.

Tags: technology (341), shopping (135), Ralph Harris (5)

Posted: 07/25/2000

Ralph Harris: Bad Kids

You know how some kids are so bad, when they run around the house, you hope they bump their heads just hard enough so they'll fall asleep?

Tags: kids (630), growing up (259), Ralph Harris (5)

Posted: 07/25/2000