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Peter Berman

Former host of NBC's "Friday Night", recent appearances include CBS's "Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn". By his own admission, he has played every great comedy club and rotten hellhole throughout the USA, Canada, England and Ireland.
 
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Peter Berman - Vegas

Vegas is like a woman.

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Posted: 04/21/06
Views: 5,584

Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,852

Peter Berman - Coma

The coma is underrated.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449

Peter Berman - Arguments

Men are not thinking when women are thinking.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,254

Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,018

Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life

No one's going to listen to you when you're old.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,945

Peter Berman - The One

Women have a large capacity to love.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,611

Peter Berman - Umpires

An umpire's job is calling people out.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 819

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Peter Berman: Not "The One"

I went out with the one that wasn't 'the one' for five years. Get this, I wanted to break up with her after three months, but I didn't. You want to...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: Knowing It's Over

Here's when I knew it was over -- three months into the relationship, we're sitting at a traffic light, and she leans over and punches me right in...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: Why Men Don't Communicate

Women think that men know how to communicate because when we meet you and start dating you, we talk a lot. Do you want to know why? Because we're...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: A Month Off

I don't know about you guys, but I could use a month off. Wouldn't that be sweet? You don't have to get up, go to the bathroom, answer the phone,...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: Don't Want to Fight

No guy I know wants to fight with his girlfriend or his wife. When we're arguing with you women, and you women are like, 'Hey, don't act like you...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: Married Fights

Arguing is totally different when you're married than when you're dating. I don't care how long you've been together before you get married, once...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: How to Meet a Good Guy

You women want to meet a good guy? I'm going to help you. Here's all you need to do. Pay attention, here's how you women meet a good guy -- lower...

Posted: 04/27/2006

Peter Berman: Sleeping Close

When you're first in love, you cannot sleep close enough to that person you're in love with. At the beginning of the relationship, you're like,...

Posted: 04/27/2006

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