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Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Texting a picture of your balls to isn't very fatherly.
Pete loves messing with people.
Pete is an obnoxious father.
If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.
Kids have an urgency to play.
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Jeffrey Ross misses the old Cookie Monster.
Kids can be selfish.
Growing up, Amy's mom told her that she was gorgeous.
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Not a teacher in the world will admit that they don't know an answer.