No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
Filed under: Pete Correale (8), health (976), money (865)
Views: 8,387
Posted: 05/15/2009
Pete Correale - Too Old to Fight
Pete won't fight for his wife or himself.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 37,186
Pete Correale - Dry Party
Drink, but don't drink yourself out of the game.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 23,998
Pete Correale - Music Lessons
The guitar is hard. The bongos are easy.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), music (727), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 6,163
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 4,283
Pete Correale - Dogs and Christmas Cards
Why put a dog on your Christmas card for no reason?
Tags: Pete Correale (8), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 4,036
Pete Correale - Instructional Tape
Instructional sex tapes have dumb advice.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,433
Pete Correale - Fighting
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,690
Pete Correale - Music Lessons
The guitar is hard. The bongos are easy.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), music (727), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 6,163
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,235
Gregg Rogell - Quitting Smoking
Gregg Rogell quit smoking because he wanted to live, and now he doesn't want to live anymore.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 2,094
Norm MacDonald - Hypnotist
Norm went to a hypnotist to quit smoking.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,011
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 433
Pete Correale - Dry Party
Drink, but don't drink yourself out of the game.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 23,998
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 8,066
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 659
Dave Attell - The Last Smoke
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 8,269
