We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), health (956), money (852)
Views: 295
Posted: 02/24/1992
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 798
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (536), death (315)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 663
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 466
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), pop culture (280)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 425
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), books (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 388
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (179), dark (84)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 294
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 282
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 237
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (315), physical humor (203)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 236
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), books (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 388
Paul Provenza - Warnings
Nobody pays attention to warnings.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (956), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 92
Tom Parks - Education
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (852), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 322
Tom Parks - Spanish
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (852), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 384
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
Tags: George Miller (3), health (956), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 227
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (956), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 358
Nick DiPaolo - Health vs. Money
You can't pay with sit-ups.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 121
Jeff Joseph - No New Texas
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), health (956), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (956), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,165
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,462
