They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Views: 254
Posted: 10/08/1996
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 801
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (543), death (318)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 699
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), books (748), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 394
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (181), dark (83)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 297
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (318), physical humor (203)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 258
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 801
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 207
Richard Lewis - Aging
Richard feels very old.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 81
David Alan Grier - Compromise
Marriage is all about compromise.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 361
Marc Maron - Old Guy
Marc is candid about feeling old during sex.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 472
Paul Provenza - Northern Exposure
Paul gets some interesting fan mail.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 77
Paul Provenza - The Last Supper
Religion is basically show business.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), religion (776), parents (525)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 118
Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
