With aging comes a loss of patience.
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.