A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
The FBI is here to freak us out.
With aging comes a loss of patience.
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.