Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Views: 918
Posted: 09/04/1998
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,961
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,559
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,515
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,665
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,496
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,056
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,607
Wali Collins - Woolworth's
At Woolworth's you could buy a pet and eat lunch in your underwear.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 389
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 470
Howard Kremer - Sneezing
If sneezing wasn't natural, guys would try to sell you Sneeze on the street.
Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,137
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 369
Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,342
Taylor Williamson - Labradoodle
A Labradoodle is the cutest dog you'll ever see in your life.
Tags: animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 105
Tom Papa - Bad News
They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 976
Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa
It's a dog -- let it be a dog.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 5,252
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,055
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 702
