Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.