Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Views: 7,785
Posted: 03/15/2007
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,441
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,297
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,566
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,321
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,913
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), imitations (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,550
Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover
Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,487
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,441
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,566
Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear
Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,661
Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads
New dads can be the worst.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 851
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,417
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,297
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,183
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,913
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,087
