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Paul F. Tompkins - Picky Eaters

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The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.

Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Views: 1,348

Posted: 03/13/2002

Paul F. Tompkins: Terrifying Dogs

The concept of "alright" never includes fangs.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), dogs (151),

Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads

Why are so many people trying to assassinate your baby?

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Paul F. Tompkins - Interview

He goes out there and gives 110% of 80%.

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Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages

Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,799

Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks

Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,454

Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping

Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,312

Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines

Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,576

Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary

Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,342

Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle

Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,923

Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time

It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), imitations (770), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,556


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