Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Views: 1,636
Posted: 03/15/2007
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,964
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,563
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,520
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,666
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,503
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,058
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,608
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,963
Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads
New dads can be the worst.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,024
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,563
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,519
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,196
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,503
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,665
Paul F. Tompkins - Airport Security
It turns out you are not allowed to bring a bomb onto an airplane.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,390
Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear
Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,706
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,454
