The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Views: 2,193
Posted: 03/13/2002
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,801
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,456
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,316
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,578
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,347
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,927
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), imitations (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,558
Hugh Fink - The Violin
Hugh Fink pulls out the violin.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 708
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,429
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,315
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,927
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,098
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,344
Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp
If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 722
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,578
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,799
Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover
Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,501
