If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Views: 744
Posted: 03/13/2002
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,978
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (866)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,583
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,539
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,677
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (793)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,524
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,069
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,613
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 8,761
Paul F. Tompkins - Picky Eaters
The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,384
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (866)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,456
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,539
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (730)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,257
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,069
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,208
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (793)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,523
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,951
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (866)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 255
