It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
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Views: 2,558
Posted: 09/04/1998
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,802
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,458
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,318
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,580
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,348
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,928
Jamie Kennedy - Sleeping on an Airplane
Maybe if the pilot stopped talking, you could get some rest.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (770), religion (770)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,413
Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking
Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.
Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), money (852), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 190
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 908
Paul F. Tompkins - The Weatherman
Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 679
Scott Henry - Going Home
Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
Tags: Scott Henry (2), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 12
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,356
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,559
Chris Fairbanks - Apologies for Montana
People have some strange assumptions about what it's like to be from Montana.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 610
Scott Kennedy - America's Most Wanted
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 1,254
