Paul has trouble sleeping.
Vaporizers make strange sounds at night.
Paul has trouble lying on job applications.
Last night's audience was kind of scary.
My sister used to wake me up late at night, tell me it was time for school. Did that every night -- drove me nuts. Of course, it was always a...
I applied for a job at a construction crew once -- a lot of big, burly guys there. The foreman said, 'You can have this job, just fill this out,'...
I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised -- I didn't even know I was fired.
I have this nightmare all the time where I'm on a dark country road. There's this big man with a knife, and I'm chasing him. Scary, 'cause I know...
There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.