If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Filed under: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Views: 6,462
Posted: 12/04/2004
Patton Oswalt - Star Wars
Darth Vader is a little kid and he's really sad.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 133,894
Patton Oswalt - I Hate
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), health (956), technology (347)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 89,926
Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), health (956), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 49,176
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 30,944
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1269), music (710)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,265
Patton Oswalt - Old Movies
Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (549)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 22,000
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), death (315), storyteller (261)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 21,758
Patton Oswalt - Metal-Mania
If you were a fan of 80s metal videos, you were, apparently, gay.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 3,793
Patton Oswalt - Reality
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,194
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
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Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 14,360
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,341
Patton Oswalt - Liquor Ads
Winos drink because it's Tuesday.
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Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,667
Patton Oswalt - Einstein's Food Poisoning
Patton wants to do a film about Einstein's four hours on the toilet.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,434
Patton Oswalt - Man Without a Country
Patton hates George W. Bush and hippies.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), George W. Bush (2037), money (852)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,136
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), George W. Bush (2037), religion (770)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,135
Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies
Patton details two annoying types of people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,695
Patton Oswalt - Dave Burbank
Dave Burbank founds Burbank.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), Iraq (1070), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 930
