Brown eggs? That's our little prodigy.
Darth Vader is a little kid and he's really sad.
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.