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Patton Oswalt stars in Robert Siegel's feature film "Big Fan," which made its debut at Sundance in January 2009.

As a comedian, Patton has released three TV specials and two critically acclaimed albums.

Currently a series regular on Showtime's "United States of Tara," Patton has also appeared as a guest star on "The Sarah Silverman Program" on Comedy Central and "Flight of the Conchords" on HBO. He is a regular contributor to "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," " [MORE]

Patton Oswalt stars in Robert Siegel's feature film "Big Fan," which made its debut at Sundance in January 2009.

As a comedian, Patton has released three TV specials and two critically acclaimed albums.

Currently a series regular on Showtime's "United States of Tara," Patton has also appeared as a guest star on "The Sarah Silverman Program" on Comedy Central and "Flight of the Conchords" on HBO. He is a regular contributor to "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," "Real Time with Bill Maher" and Lewis Black's "Root Of All Evil." Patton will next appear in Steven Soderbergh's feature film "The Informant."

Patton provided the voice for Remy, the rat, in Pixar's Oscar-winning "Ratatouille." He has appeared in more than 20 films, including "Magnolia," "Starsky and Hutch," "Observe and Report" and "Reno 911!: Miami." He also starred in "The Comedians of Comedy" tour, which was a critically acclaimed film, TV series and long-running tour.

Patton tours regularly as a headliner in both the United States and UK. A regular at music festivals like Bumbershoot, Bonnaroo, ComiCon and Coachella, he's also made the jump to theaters, and has performed or read at events by McSweeney's and The Hammer Museum in Los Angeles. Additionally, Patton has a bi-monthly show at the new Largo at the Coronet Theater in Los Angeles.

On TV, Patton played Spence on "The King of Queens" for nine seasons. He also appeared on "Seinfeld," "Reaper," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!"

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Patton Oswalt - Star Wars

Darth Vader is a little kid and he's really sad.

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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 133,889

Patton Oswalt Roasts

Patton Oswalt Roasts

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Patton Oswalt - I Hate

Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 89,917

Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat

It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 48,813

Patton Oswalt - Obituaries

"He loved to laugh."

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Posted: 09/04/99
Views: 48,978

Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births

Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 30,939

Patton Oswalt - Paas

The Paas Dynasty

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Posted: 09/04/99
Views: 24,667

DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,260

Patton Oswalt - Old Movies

Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 22,000

DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue

Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 21,751

Patton Oswalt: Women Like Coffee

I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

Posted: 06/20/1997

Patton Oswalt: Suicide Pinata

If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm...

Posted: 06/20/1997

Patton Oswalt: Never Just Die of Cancer

In the obituaries, no one ever dies of cancer. People always give in after a valiant battle with cancer, or they throw in the towel after a...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: Obituary Fear

My other big obituary fear is, when I die, they'll have my picture, and they always have underneath it, in quotes, 'He loved to laugh.' Oh, he...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: If I Had Settled This Country

If I had settled this country, we'd all be dead right now. You'd be dead 'cause I would have been out there going, 'Oh, my inner child doesn't feel...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: New York vs. Amsterdam

It's really great to be in New York right now. This is a terrific city. But it does not hold a candle to Amsterdam. I went to Amsterdam last...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: U.S. Pot vs. Amsterdam Pot

The best marijuana that you smoke in the United States, you may as well be smoking shoelaces compared to the stuff they have [in Amsterdam.] The...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: Ambassador When Traveling

When I go to other countries... I sort of think of myself as an ambassador insofar as I don't want to be a typical American douchenozzle. And...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs

Remember when you were growing up and you wanted to color eggs for Easter? Where did you go? There was only one game in town: PAAS. You went to...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: Face Transplant

If my face ever fell off, I would have the presence of mind to kill myself. I would not hang around -- Mr. Soppy Gobface, clingin' onto life.

Posted: 09/03/1999