The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Views: 675
Posted: 11/22/2002
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 632
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 632
Jon Fisch - No Reading
Jon Fisch can't figure out which candy he likes.
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Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 299
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
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Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,649
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600
Andre Kelley - A Woman's Best Friend
Women are not honest with each other about appearance.
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Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 322
T. Sean Shannon - Relationships
All relationships are going well at some point.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 175
Dan Levy - Ew, What Is This?
No one will hurt a man peeing in his own mouth.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,919
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,072
Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party
Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 562
Nick Swardson - Magical Friend
Nick can't compete with his magician friend.
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 10,061
