How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 949
Posted: 11/22/2001
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,584
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,466
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,501
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,459
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,289
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,134
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,848
Patrice O'Neal - Fist-Fight
Patrice O'Neal once got into a fight with an old Chinese lady who called him a fat snitch.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 835
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 965
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 430
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,546
Sharon Houston - Fantasy Wedding
Weddings should be more like music videos.
Tags: Sharon Houston (1), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/11/01
Views: 2,411
Bob Marley - Water Slide
Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Premium Blend (750), sports (631)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,894
Brian Regan - Stupid Things
Never assume a woman is pregnant just by looking at her.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), imitations (772), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,251
Phil Palisoul - Amusement Parks
Phil only recently started riding roller coasters.
Tags: Phil Palisoul (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 247
Prescott Tolk - Retail Clothing Stores
Prescott Tolk feels obligated to help people.
Tags: Prescott Tolk (2), Premium Blend (750), storyteller (263)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,064
Brian Keith Etheridge - Word Choices
Everyone can agree that Brian is a jackass.
Tags: Brian Keith Etheridge (2), Premium Blend (750), storyteller (263)
Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 205
