Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Views: 2,122
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,575
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,450
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,238
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,487
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,456
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,274
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,840
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,450
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,274
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,839
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,486
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,776
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 4,224
Patrice O'Neal - Killing Food
Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 734
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,882
Bill Burr - White Unity
A black guy stuck in the subway doors makes it racial.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 4,245
Paul Mecurio - The State of the World
This is a great time to be a black man.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,194
