Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (431)
Views: 4,515
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,312
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,161
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (946), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,412
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,383
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,147
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,007
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,746
Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty
It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.
Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (946)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,463
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,312
Drew Hastings - Farming
Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (20),
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 122,412
Rich Vos - New York Tough
Rich Vos didn't mention "New York" for the cheap applause.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 189
Daniel Tosh - The Troops
The troops should be able to drive to war.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (36), wars (462),
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 167,278
Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Iowa (30)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,145
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), impressions (295)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,393
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,147
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,383
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,007
