Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), impressions (304)
Views: 1,412
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,584
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,466
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,501
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,459
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,289
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,134
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,848
Don Reed - Michael Jackson
Don has a theory as to how Michael Jackson comes up with his dance moves.
Tags: Don Reed (3), imitations (772), impressions (304)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 512
Paul Gilmartin - Michael Jackson's Kids
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,205
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,194
Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 945
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,848
A.J. Jamal - Layaway
A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), growing up (453)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,126
Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 899
Shang Forbes - Michael Jackson
If you're still buying Michael Jackson albums, you better check yourself.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 370
Arceneux & Mitchell - Reginald Denny
Arceneux & Mitchell think Reginald Denny was a fool.
Tags: Arceneux & Mitchell (3), imitations (772), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 190
James Stephens III - Michael Jackson Grab
Michael Jackson's music comes out through his body.
Tags: James Stephens III (6), music (727), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 634
