Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (956), ethnic (813)
Views: 2,420
Posted: 12/08/2002
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (431)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,531
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,346
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,180
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,408
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,178
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,034
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,771
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,346
Patrice O'Neal - Thousand-Pound Man
How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 933
Marsha Warfield - Hero
Pee-Wee Herman is a better man than Magic Johnson.
Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 957
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,408
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,034
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,178
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (770), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,479
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,771
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,714
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,268
