Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), ethnic (814)
Views: 2,459
Posted: 12/08/2002
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,584
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,466
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,501
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,289
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,134
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,848
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,466
Patrice O'Neal - Thousand-Pound Man
How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 949
Marsha Warfield - Hero
Pee-Wee Herman is a better man than Magic Johnson.
Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 978
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,289
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,501
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,134
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (772), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,661
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,848
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,786
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,927
