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Bo Burnhami'm sorry twitter. i've treated you like a rich great grandmother. i haven't used you in a while.11:34 AM Today

Whitney CummingsJust read about a hip new trend: "boyfriend jeans." Are those just jeans that smell like funk and have no money in the pockets?10:03 AM Today

Whitney CummingsDallas show is Nov 28th not the 18th. Little groggy this am. Boston has some kick ass roofies.9:51 AM Today

Whitney CummingsTexas! Invite me over for Thanksgiving and get tix to Dallas Show Nov 18 House of Blues! I like dark meat. What? http://twitpic.com/or95z9:30 AM Today

Russell Peters"Because I love u so much it makes me fart"7:09 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonI'm gonna need security to escort me to my room after this cash out. http://pic.gd/90ac385:06 AM Today

Aziz AnsariAlmost got into fight cause of a bit where I needed social security number & credit card to hang out on Flo-rida's boat tomorrow. Woops.4:35 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonGreat show tonight, thank u Vegas! Now I'm walking the strip with my mom, my cuz and @albertsousajr4:31 AM Today

Aziz Ansari'I work for Flo-rida and he's looking for girls to party on his boat. However, you need to suggest a song title to get on the boat...4:29 AM Today

Aziz AnsariTime to say dumb things to people. "Hello I work for Lorenzo Llamas production company, do you have any movie ideas?"4:19 AM Today

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Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (790), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791

Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend

It's very difficult for a guy to get the words "girl" and "friend" together.

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (987), food (790)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 260

Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals

You can refer to Malcolm X as Malcolm the 10th.

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), kids (828), movies (549)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 129

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Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper

I like to buy a four-pack of toilet paper every time I shop, just so I can ask the clerk this judgment question: 'Would you say I got the right...

Posted: 05/30/1994

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Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (790), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791

Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (987), food (790)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 260

Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), kids (828), movies (549)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 129

Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper

Posted: 05/30/1994

Pat Hazell: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more | Jokes.com

Pat Hazell

More Videos and Jokes

Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (790), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94 Views: 791

Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (987), food (790)

Posted: 05/30/94 Views: 260

Pat Hazell - Roman Numerals

Tags: Pat Hazell (3), kids (828), movies (549)

Posted: 05/30/94 Views: 129

Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper

Posted: 05/30/1994

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 260

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 129