Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Filed under: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 421
Posted: 01/15/2004
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,450
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,290
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,127
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,002
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 900
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 850
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,002
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,290
Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 225
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 850
Jessi Klein - Co-Workers
A co-worker told Jessi that she looks like Anne Frank.
Tags: Jessi Klein (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,056
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 448
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
Tags: money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,763
Cory Kahaney - Catering
Bitter, divorced, single mothers should not manage wedding catering.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 445
Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 284
Rich Vos - Divorce
Rich Vos was so relieved when his wife asked for a divorce.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 629
