Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Filed under: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Views: 1,002
Posted: 04/13/2006
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,452
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,292
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,129
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 901
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 852
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 423
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 423
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 852
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,452
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 355
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,959
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,951
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 1,610
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 901
Steve McGrew - All Gut, No Butt
If you can't fix something with duct tape, then it's broke.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 2,558
