Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.