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Audiences across the country have enjoyed Pat Dixon's fluid stage manner, dry delivery and boldly creative material. Recognized as a top-notch writer and engaging performer, Dixon combines a conversational style with tight, punchy material, all fueled by a uniquely off-kilter comedic sensibility which makes him not only funny but fun to watch.

Pat has appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and reached a new audience on CMT as host of their "Summer Games." Pat has also appeared numerous times on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom radio show, and is also heard every friday by hundreds of thousands of loyal listeners who tune in for his call-in movie reviews, which can be heard on various stations across the U.S.

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Pat Dixon - Interview

Pat talks about his romantic comedy.

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Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll

Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,449

Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers

Why don't you ever see midget strippers?

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,290

Pat Dixon - Catholics

Catholics are like Ghostbusters.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,127

Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes

Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,002

Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie

Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 900

Pat Dixon - Science

Men can't multitask, but they're sane.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 850

Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men

Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 420

Pat Dixon: Engagement

I think the best part of any relationship is the engagement because you're like, 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but not yet.'

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: After My Wife Left

My wife left. The first thing I noticed after she left, my clothes quit washing, and they quit drying and hanging themselves up. I figure they're...

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: TV Makeovers

I'm tired of TV makeovers because a TV makeover -- they always take an average woman, and they make her beautiful. I can't take an average woman...

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Loving Heroin Junkies

Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie. It's not a good idea. They've got a lot of love, but it's all in vein.

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Favorite Beer

I used to be a big beer drinker. If you were to ask me what's my favorite beer, I probably would have said, 'I don't know, the fifth one, I guess.'...

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Trying Pot

I smoked pot as a teenager, me and some friends of mine. We used to try pot every day before school. After school, we'd try it again. You know how...

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Not a Drug User

I'm not a drug user really, but one time I did accidentally swallow a bottle of rum.

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Sex With Inanimate Objects

I wouldn't have sex with an inflatable woman. If I want to have sex with an inanimate object, I don't even want it to be woman-shaped. I've made...

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: OK to Say During Sex

How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?

Posted: 04/13/2006

Pat Dixon: Catholic Church

I have nothing against the Catholic Church. I hate and avoid Catholic people, but I have nothing against the Catholic Church.

Posted: 04/13/2006