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Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
Being a bitch is an art form.
People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.
Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.
Catholics don't get divorced.
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
You can't pay with sit-ups.
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Actresses never stop to hear you say hello and how you hate their work.
Eddie Pence gets really comfortable at night.
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.