Pam Matteson: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Josh SneedThere must be some mistake. I don't think Adam Lambert was here for my entertainment.10:59 PM Today

Michael Ian BlackWhat I'm thinking: jumpsuits, painter's hats, jazz hands. In ten minutes we control the govt. First of business: more fries.10:50 PM Today

Michael Ian BlackIs it legal to threaten to violently overthrow the federal government from Twitter? I'm asking for a friend.10:46 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsOh, my old co-star D-Day Louie? Seen him. // RT @I_verb_nouns: @PFTompkins Notice the cameo by a young Daniel Day-Lewis as a street tough?10:22 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsKali ma, did this make me laugh. // RT @lateandsoon: @PFTompkins Ratzenberger's in "Temple of Doom," too. http://bit.ly/7wZtbw10:20 PM Today

Paul F. Tompkinshttp://bit.ly/4WhPSw I am posting this link because @janiehaddad doubted me. I know my Ratzenberger.10:16 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsStill watching Gandhi. Weirdest person to show up so far: a (seemingly) dubbed John Ratzenberger.10:13 PM Today

Josh Sneed...and somewhere Bobby Brown is saying "I hit that."10:09 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsWell, of course. // RT @dansaltzstein: @PFTompkins The important thing is that soon Kali Ma will rule the world.9:52 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsThat was MOLA RAM! // RT @dansaltzstein: @PFTompkins Yes, and he rips someone's heart out in each film. Only one is literal.8:55 PM Today

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Pam Matteson - Women

Being a bitch is an art form.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 616

Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac

Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 594

Pam Matteson - Brooklyn

People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 469

Pam Matteson - Parents

Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190

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Pam Matteson: New York Syndrome

I'm from New York, so I thought everybody had Tourette's.

Tags: city (225), Pam Matteson (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Pam Matteson: Marrying a Car Salesman

I'm getting married to a very successful car salesman. I'm so excited. I know you've been staring at my ring. Isn't it fabulous? He sold it to me.

Tags: marriage (356), business (153), Pam Matteson (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Pam Matteson: Before Stand-Up

I guess you're all wondering, 'What did you do, Pam, before you were a stand-up?' I was a slut.

Tags: sex (2379), work/office (325), Pam Matteson (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag

He was a cop for 20 years, and he was always bragging: 'You know, I was only shot in the arm once.' Well, according to my mom, she said, 'If I...

Tags: marriage (356), family (349), violence (216)

Posted: 02/24/1992

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