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Norm MacDonald - Pit Bulls

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It's hard to get a dog to fetch your slippers when it knows it could kill you.

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Views: 1,199

Posted: 02/24/1992

Norm MacDonald - Gay Parade

Turns out, the Gay Pride parade is just a bunch of gay guys.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), kids (596), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,086

Norm MacDonald - Pit Bulls

It's hard to get a dog to fetch your slippers when it knows it could kill you.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), The A-List (490), animals (400)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,199

Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving

You're a great cliff diver if you survive.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), The A-List (490), sports (227)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,168

Norm MacDonald - Hypnotist

Norm went to a hypnotist to quit smoking.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), sex (905), health (519)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 760

Norm MacDonald - TV

Norm hates commercials.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), animals (400), TV (367)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 645

Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations

Re-dreaming never works.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), Two Drink Minimum (295), sleep (73)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 564

Norm MacDonald - Lies

Trying not to lie is tough.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), The A-List (490), confessional (59)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 526

Norm MacDonald - Game Shows

The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), men/women (839), dating (611)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 477

Norm MacDonald - Violence Everywhere

Children are impressionable to violence on television.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), kids (596), family (550)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 438

Norm MacDonald - Fight Your Dog

You don't want a dog that could kill you in a fight.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), The A-List (490), animals (400)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 424

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Billiam Coronel - Dogs

Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (494), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 188

John Caparulo - Pets

If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.

Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,039

Jim Breuer - The Goat Guy

The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.

Tags: Jim Breuer (19), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,774

Gregg Rogell - New York City

Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.

Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (519), animals (400)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 142

Jeff Altman - Politics

A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.

Tags: Jeff Altman (3), sex (905), kids (596)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 185

Charles Van Deventer - Bill Clinton

Charles named his dog Bill Clinton.

Tags: Charles Van Deventer (2), Premium Blend (749), animals (400)

Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 257

Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog

A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 158

Ron White - No Dogs

The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.

Tags: Ron White (18), marriage (413), animals (400)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 12,123

Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa

It's a dog -- let it be a dog.

Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,942


Man With a Speech Problem

A man walks into a grocery store and asks for some "bum."

The manager asks, "Do you mean gum?"

And the man says, "Yes some bum."

...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Redneck Luv

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Toilet Humor

How many animals can you fit on a toilet ?

One pussy and 1000 hares.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Special Bullfrog

One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. She tells the owner, "I want to get my boyfriend a pet, but I only...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Pantyhose

How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 beaver
A bunch of hares and
1...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Talking Animals

A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that talked, so he went to his farm to do a story. When he got there he asked the farmer if it he really...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Spread Frog Legs

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

"What d'ya know, we do taste like chicken."

Posted: 10/30/2008

The "No Love" Boat

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:

"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Squirrels

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Sex-Crazed Cock

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster so his hens will produce chicks. So he goes to a pet shop in town and tells the shopkeeper his...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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